Josh Hutcherson: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Josh: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Josh: I could have sworn you just said -
Josh: But -
friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
When school starts again.
Fucked up sleeping schedule. Ugly handwriting forever. Waking up so freaking early. Forgot there’s homework/projects due. Seeing the bitches you hate. Stupid teachers who gives you too much work. Homework all day, everyday. Same shit, different day.
Like My Status if you fell in love with someone in...
whatiseeiswhatiknow: This is tumblr. Not facebook. This is not a status. Shut up.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
andie-xo-deactivated20120613 asked: hey, you're cute. x3<3
nickdafuka asked: can u follow me <3
I tried to be perfect But nothing was worth it I don’t believe it makes me...– Sum 41 (via johnisonurmom )